Thursday, 5 February 2009

The geeks shall inherit the earth

In a precedent setting act of robbery yesterday in Colorado Springs a pencil necked geek robbed two convenience stores with a Klingon 'Bat'leth sword. The clerks in both stores recognised the weapon immediately, raising suspicions that they were probably technology, science or engineering students paying their own way through university.

Concerns have been raised at the highest level in the UN that this may be the first in many acts of the coming of the 'Thousand Years', and that normally mild mannered compliant citizens throughout the world are losing hope and contemplating direct action.

So fellow geeks let's put things to rights - pick your weapon:
  • Disruptors
  • Lasers
  • Phase pistols
  • Phasers
  • KaBar Combat Knife
  • D'k tahg
  • Qutluch
  • Mek'leth
  • Lirpa
  • Ahn'woon
choose your target and let's take back our liberty.

Oh yeah - don't forget to floss, and wrap up well, it's cold out there.


  1. I prefer them to die slowly this way.

  2. What I want to know is whats being done by Gordon Brown to combat the sale of these weapons by the Klingon Empire? Has he not sent his chief earth emisary Star Scout Milliband to negotiate? As leader of the world it is in his duty too stop the flood of these weapons?

    Wait till the replicators come!!! The north koreans and Iranians will be replicating them and selling them on street corners.

    We are aww doomed I tell you.