In a precedent setting act of robbery yesterday in Colorado Springs a pencil necked geek robbed two convenience stores with a Klingon 'Bat'leth sword. The clerks in both stores recognised the weapon immediately, raising suspicions that they were probably technology, science or engineering students paying their own way through university.
Concerns have been raised at the highest level in the UN that this may be the first in many acts of the coming of the 'Thousand Years', and that normally mild mannered compliant citizens throughout the world are losing hope and contemplating direct action.
So fellow geeks let's put things to rights - pick your weapon:
- Phase pistols
- KaBar Combat Knife
- D'k tahg
Oh yeah - don't forget to floss, and wrap up well, it's cold out there.