Friday, 13 March 2009

Great fun to be had by all...





Hattip Kezia Dugdale,
go on give it a try here...

25 comments:

  1. errr is that why mandelson was mandhandling the tory manifesto when he was going into custardy.

    Nice try kids, sensible ulobotomised folk dont buy it!
    Labours the new tories, have been 10 years, now their even reading their manifesto!

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  2. Ulobotomised - whit's that ye haverer?

    Actually - I would agree with you, it's fun?

    NOTE: For the purposes of insulting all main parties equally I have added another banner...

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  3. Ah I've worked out what you meant; that my brain had been subject to surgery. Well can't dispute such a compelling argument from one so erudite, can I now?

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  4. Polaris i would love to open up your bottom and scoop out your yellow poop

    FT

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  5. Host Name host-92-4-58-199.as43234.net
    IP Address 92.4.58.199
    Country United Kingdom
    Region Manchester
    City Manchester
    ISP Carphone Warehouse Broadband Services
    Browser IE 7.0
    Operating System WinXP
    Resolution 1280x1024
    Javascript Enabled

    OK SU - I intend to report you to your ISP, Google and Lothian & Borders Police. Did I mention I do this for a living?

    Check back for an incident number...

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  6. Alrighty Clara, the same guy posts loads of guff on the Scotsman forums. I just read Juan kerrs comment on my blog and thought i would nip over. The Scotsman have his IP adress but i doubt it is the correct one as he still posts.

    I ran that IP adress you put up and honest Clara, at least 3 people who have visited my blog have the same IP adress and location. I checked my web traffic (not feejit) and that IP adress has been on my blog at least 3 times.

    However the host name is the giveaway, hmm that is an AOL log number and that is how the police can with the help of AOL catch him. Min that IP adress could be someone elses on wifi..

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  7. Hoi Clara, lol, he is not a Nat, honest he gives Nats on the Scotsman a hell of a time.. Good to see you back blogging..

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  8. Already on it - the IP is legit according to the intelligence guy I just talked to, used to do consultancy for Forensics people at the Police. The subscriber is genuine, and his details are available via ISP servers.

    Wireless is a possibility, but unlikely unless an open system or weak encryption - but shared access will not stop seizure / withdrawal of service.

    Ripe says:
    inetnum: 92.0.0.0 - 92.15.255.255
    netname: CPWBBSERV-NET
    descr: Carphone Warehouse Broadband Services
    country: GB
    admin-c: GJB18-RIPE
    admin-c: PM58-RIPE
    tech-c: GJB18-RIPE
    tech-c: PM58-RIPE
    status: ASSIGNED PA "status:" definitions
    mnt-by: OPAL-MNT
    source: RIPE # Filtered

    person: Gareth J Bowen
    address: Opal Telecommunications Plc
    address: Northbank Industrial Estate
    address: Irlam
    address: Manchester
    address: United Kingdom
    address: UK
    phone: +44 161 2222000
    fax-no: +44 161 2222003
    e-mail: gbowen@opaltelecom.co.uk
    nic-hdl: GJB18-RIPE
    mnt-by: OPAL-MNT
    source: RIPE # Filtered

    person: Phill Magill
    address: Opal Telecommunications Plc
    address: Northbank Industrial Estate
    address: Irlam
    address: Manchester
    address: M44 5BL
    address: United Kingdom
    phone: +44 161 222-2000
    fax-no: +44 161 222-2008
    e-mail: pmagill@opaltelecom.co.uk
    nic-hdl: PM58-RIPE
    mnt-by: OPAL-MNT
    source: RIPE # Filtered

    That's authoritative, so CW will have subscriber record for IP and time..

    I see Juankerr thinks posting links to gay porn and comments like SUs are the same as public debate and commentary in a blog? What hope, sigh.

    Thanks AMW

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  9. Okay good work Clara, i do hope summit is done about him coz he is a penny short of losse change..

    Catch you soon, off out for a bitm have a good weekend x

    Ps, Hmm, soz the guy is in Manchester ?

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  10. Looks like Manchester, but can't be sure till disclosure request comes back - his ISP admin is though.

    Have a good weekend, hopefully manage to post some less inflamatory stuff over the weekend, nobody is talking to me. But sometimes that rage in me just boils up...

    Clara

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  11. Hay Clara it's the errudite one. Sorry not as groundbreakingly as intelligent as you(well you do wear the old geekery like a shield)! When will you start posting in binary to show it even more?

    Yes UN-lobotomised. Also you cannot prosecute folk for taking the piss, you'll look very silly(past or present tense....)! Mocking a person is not a prosecutable offence.

    Could I sue you for taking the pisss out of my disability.......A hate crime now you know!YES!Will I , NO. Not as precious as some.

    Stand by for an incident number(not accident number tsch you amateurs!)

    #!/usr/bin/dobber

    Hows yer pal kesia?

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  12. Er Clara. just noticed your post at 10, why am I being lumped into this? Ask spook, not my IP!

    So can I use your fantasy forensic guy to porsecute you for slandering my made up username!!! I take defination of imaginary characters very seriously girl!

    Also yes you do go on a bit how you "work in IT, Unix Pro, etc,etc"

    Take it the job huntings going crap?

    I have done for 20 odd years kiddo, I don't feel the need to mention it in every breath ;-)

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  13. Sorry dinnae want a lot of condascending inteligencia back so will own up now. I made a boob. I meant to say your post at 9 not 10.

    I know mistakes are intolerable in your world..Rain man was a good film! don't you think?

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  14. Also, Can I just say. As your a white, unreligous person. Why did you feel the need to post in your selling up column too the left a hijab? Other than to make fun of muslims.

    "Niqab Nikab Islam Hijab Abaya Jilbab Face Veil Bride BN"


    Your quite a little closet hate monger.In your wolrd, and hgoing by your recent posts. it is ok to take the piss out of a muslim, but anyone who's English is of limits. I don't agree that anyone should be hated. But you seem to hat tip to whatevers convenient at the time or too your current prejudice?

    I hope the police do pay me a visit.

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  15. Now before this gets daft. I only said nice try too the single gif of "SNP tartan tories" gif

    I did not expect to be flamed so much and accussed of actions i had no part in.

    I am not a horrible person, I just expect people to stand by the ideals they profess and look after the lowest in society first as a principle.

    E.g. the labour party calling itself left when in fact it's far right, for example. They stole a peoples voice.

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  16. Oh! before i forget. Too save you the bother of yer computer forensic guys, why don't you just match IP time up with post time....Just thought i could help you distingusish between me and the person you are insinuating I am above.I hope you'll agree it's not me!

    toodle pip!

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  17. 1. Not Labour
    2. My blog my opinion
    3. At no time did I allege you were involved, referred to SU
    4. Your really know your stuff eh? Matched IPs to time (hello - was that meant to be a groundbreaking revelation, phew glad you were here for that). Not your IP - nothing to worry about, although I do wonder why you protest so much.
    I am flattered at your high opinion of my IT skills, didn't really say much about any of them, other than for the purposes of a blog post - background in an appropriate frame is not exactly superfluous.
    5. Working as and when I need to, thank you - decided to restart self employment, got a couple of nice contracts, you?
    6. Graduated as an Engineer in 1985 - you? Worked for Law Enforcement for 10 years, you? Spent today with Forensic ME of 30 years from NI at Rugby, you?
    7. Just bought a Hijab - thought they were very good value for money - gone now my Ebay sales have gone.
    8. Sending (illegal) porn links in commentary chat without warning is sailing close to wind, SU's porn collection is pretty offensive and I object to it. It is my right to formally complain about his behaviour; the Police decide to investigate and the PF to prosecute - I just started the ball rolling, and took advice as to whether it was worth it.
    9. I take the piss/criticise all equally, although some don't need me to elaborate

    Oh, got bored typing this - don't come here if you don't wanna Juan - it's like the Television, you don't need to.

    Going now, tired after Murrayfield. Rugby was crap - I was disappointed, because I am a Patriot but not a Nationalist, that position is not irreconcilable, do you understand that? Didn't help I was with lots of Irish folks though, interestingly they understand that dichotomy. A pity more Nats don't get it.

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  18. Polaris , I will just run through your points with the response required.
    "1. Not Labour" - not saying you are
    "2. My blog my opinion" - fair do's, as long as you accpet you may be challenged on eronious info.

    "3. At no time did I allege you were involved, referred to SU"

    "I see Juankerr thinks posting links to gay porn" - your own quote at 9, so yes you did say.

    "4. Your really know your stuff eh? Matched IPs to time (hello - was that meant to be a groundbreaking revelation, phew glad you were here for that). Not your IP - nothing to worry about, although I do wonder why you protest so much.
    I am flattered at your high opinion of my IT skills, didn't really say much about any of them, other than for the purposes of a blog post - background in an appropriate frame is not exactly superfluous."

    errr are you sure!:

    "Already on it - the IP is legit according to the intelligence guy I just talked to, used to do consultancy for Forensics people at the Police. The subscriber is genuine, and his details are available via ISP servers.

    Wireless is a possibility, but unlikely unless an open system or weak encryption - but shared access will not stop seizure / withdrawal of service."

    So theres another earea where you got all CSI leith instead of going for the logical option!
    "5. Working as and when I need to, thank you - decided to restart self employment, got a couple of nice contracts, you?"

    Doing luvly thanks, own own company thats traded for over 14 year.

    "6. Graduated as an Engineer in 1985 - you? Worked for Law Enforcement for 10 years, you? Spent today with Forensic ME of 30 years from NI at Rugby, you?"

    Electronics 1983, moved into systems admin in 88, dba too 300000+ userbase, systems admin and design for several multi million. rollouts. so nice thanks. but enough about me!

    "7. Just bought a Hijab - thought they were very good value for money - gone now my Ebay sales have gone."
    Yeah that sounds very convincing indeed.

    "8. Sending (illegal) porn links in commentary chat without warning is sailing close to wind, SU's porn collection is pretty offensive and I object to it. It is my right to formally complain about his behaviour; the Police decide to investigate and the PF to prosecute - I just started the ball rolling, and took advice as to whether it was worth it."

    I object also it is pretty nast shit, even if AM2 is a liar and spinner, a bit too far. I have nothing to do with this person whatsoever.


    "9. I take the piss/criticise all equally, although some don't need me to elaborate"

    Me too and you came along right on cue.

    I quite enjoy your technical bits, just give back when flamed and tend to let the demons of hell loose when I am jsustified. As you can see from my reply. There are several areas where you have infact said the things you deny.

    Sorry you didn't enjoy the rugby. I understand the dychotemy also. I just don't understand the need to pump out an erronious and contrived viewpoing such as the SNP are Tartan tories. I am as left as they come, and or me the SNP are fiscaly smart on the world stage and look after the weaker members of the local semi-autonomous society.

    This was a falacy contrived by labour to keep die hards away from the SNP. Like saying you can't convert to another religion in engrained labour mentalities.

    I am not a SNP member. But given the state of the oposition, and their drive for Independence, I would happily stuff letters through peoples letterboxes on their behalf if it keeps the other erses out of doing harm to us.

    word ver: syleasi - JAAAAA MAN!

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  19. Juan, you inadequate little arrogant sonofa - I tried to be nice re the "Television" analogy but obviously your dylsexia extends to reasoned thinking. Your English is so bad I thought you were a Spanish guy who accidentally tripped over a clever moniker - fuck off my blog you arse wipe.

    You are a typical lowest level male IT gender inadequate, fuckin' hell 300,000 users - and you did that all by yourself - of course you did, in between sticking the labels back on your Rubik Cube and gassing about your prowess with the Ladies to the other IT guys... I have spent a long time having putting up with your type and their pongy armpits and inability to deal with anything outside their near-autistic spectrum.

    Why the fuck did a dyslickisic take up blogging anyhow, particularly an IT guru dispeptic that can't even use a spell-checker? Honestly you are like the disabled guy that wanted the job as a field officer with MI5, or the girl with no arms who wanted a job as a hand model.

    Symapthy for the disabled, honestly I do feel heart sorry for anybody that trips over the random collection of near English letters that constitute your blog.

    Now fuck off back into your multi-million pound 3000000 subscriber single handed database heaven and let me get on with the serious matter of engaging, in words in the correct order and spelling, with my zeitgeist.

    I look forward to your lengthy and incomprehensible response - it's a great source of entertainment for my me and my cohort, and has proved invaluable in confirming our suspicion that deskleixia is not a language disorder, just stupidity,

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  20. Oh yeah, and the next time you decide to call a blogger lobotomised in a comment, for daring to express an opinion contrary to your own - be warned it is you that's making it personal.

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  21. yes Polaris. Very good.

    I was only saying that the SNP Tartan tories jibe is an old labour ploy that is a fabrication.

    I know a lot of Geekets also and they usualy encompass arm hair, noxious social skills and cannot understand human emotion. They tend to act like caged beasts when the error of their ways or hyposcrisy is highlighted.


    As to my disability/abilty. Their are many people with dyslexia in IT, it seems to be a good disability for systems adminstration. Particualrly useful in memorising file systems and visualised environments.Some say in that respect and context it is considered a gift by some. The trick is matching your passions and abilities to what your good at. And making allowances for your weaknesses. Some folk never get that!Allthough scripting is tricky. But thanks for your concerns.

    As to a dyslexic blogger. I am not that badly dyselxic that i cannot be reasonably understood.Opinions count more than the way their tramsitted. I assume you would ratjer blind people where locked up and given no voice, disabled people should not participate in sports, deaf people cannot pass along their views.

    VERY SOCIAL LIBERAL!

    Toodle pip. Take some anadin and Iron Bru.

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  22. Thank you.

    No you weren't - you implied that I had some kind of surgical cognitive impairment.

    A shame you haven't worked with the smart attractive ones, then again we are usually the management - you low level techs are all pretty much cast from the same mould. I didn't make it about gender sir, you did - "painters in"? Just responded with my big stick.

    Ah the old anecdotal, I'm bad at one thing so I am compensated in other ways - the alleged ultra-sonic hearing abilities of blind people are a fallacy as is your delusion. How do you visualise reports, documentation or annotation? Scripting "tricky", for you? I suspect most things are tricky - how's that Scotonline website neglected since 2007 doing, too tricky? Need to drop by the next time I am in the area, and get the inside track on how such a database kingpin and uber hosting integrator does it... Oh wait no office, no phone numbers - no clients?

    Yeah, why don't you start visualising your blog, and take the pressure off your Bosnian Smellpecker. Disabled people can do whatever they want to do, as long as they don't make unreasonable demands on others.

    Can you make a well know phrase or sentence out of the following words? (Although you probably think it reads well):

    off fuck

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  23. I dont know how it's doing it's not mine. Do you think I would use my own company on a whois record ya psychotic diddy? Thats why I am here and your there....now repeat......

    Your a bit of a bunny boiler arent you.


    "A shame you haven't worked with the smart attractive ones"

    - are you wearing those tinted spectactles again? I ve seen your picture and short late 30's and frumpy is more like it.

    Why did you feel the need to attempt to break someones anonymity anyway. Your anonymous I felt no need to attempt to break yours.

    Just makes you look a bit bitter and loosing the argument because you know how wrong you are. This is you attempting to backpeddle and save some dignity. But, you can't save what you never had in the first place?

    Toodle pip.

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  24. Ah, you think this is important to me?

    The picture, that's your imaginary girlfriend - if only you were man enough....

    I am enjoying winding you up, that's all. And anything goes, not often one gets to do this in life.

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