Saturday, 10 October 2009

The Conservative Medicine Show


CONSERVATIVE SNAKE OIL

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2 comments:

  1. They're all selling the same shite. It's tedious.

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  2. Indeed scunnert, I have just caught up with all of the coverage of the Tory party conference today, on account of the lurgy, and I struggle to see any reason to buy from any of them...

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