Tuesday, 1 December 2009

The chalk face too tough for Hyslop?

Fiona Hyslop, the least charismatic minister in Scottish political history has lost her portfolio - if you find it can you send it to Mike Russell?

Mike is obviously being punished for the recent office manager related faux pas and his special responsibility for the constitution resulting in a watered down 789,000 option referendum proposal (see above). Just the kind of minister we need in education, I look forward to his department's new multiple choice exams.

Finally in an absolute confirmation of the lack of depth of talent in the SNP government; Fiona has taken over Mike's responsibilities for culture.

New Labour created the Government Of All Talents the so called GOATS.   The SNP on the other hand seem to have gone for the COLTS - a Committee Of Limited Talents...


  1. Committee of Limited Talents is still better than what they have at Westminster - Creepy Useless Nepotistic Troughers:0)

  2. Don't you mean frontbums? Seemingly if you us the cunt word you end up on next Sunday's chip-wrapper supply. I tried and tried to come up with a better acronym, how long did that take you scunnert?